Got a computer after about 5 years of not having one. Maybe I’ll be here more?

thecommonchick:

High school was so judgy but in college you see someone riding past on a razor scooter wearing a snuggie and it’s like “that is a smart man”

(Source: thecommonchick, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

sonnetscrewdriver:

mollmaeve:

if you ever feel left out just remember that you weren’t the fifth gryffindor guy in the marauders’ dormitory

I don’t know if the timeline works even a little bit but my headcanon was always that that fifth dude was Kingsley Shacklebolt and that he immediately made a conscious decision to stay the hell away from whatever those four idiots were up to and everyone was like “Yeah, good kid, studies hard, probably gonna be Minister one day if he manages to last his entire school career without committing four murders”.

(via ravenctargaryen)